3 Texans(G)
Two Texans are sitting on a plane from Dallas and an old Jewish Texan is sitting between them.
The first Texan says, "My name is Roger. I own 250,000 acres.
I have 1000 head of cattle and they call my place The Jolly Roger"
The second Texan says, "My name is John. I own 350,000 acres. I have 5000 head of cattle and they call my place Big Johns."
They both look down at the Jewish man who says,
"My name is Irving and I own 300 acres."
Roger looks down at him and say, "300 Acres? What do you raise?"
"Nothing" Irving says.
"Well then, what do you call it?" Asked John.
"Downtown Dallas."
The first Texan says, "My name is Roger. I own 250,000 acres.
I have 1000 head of cattle and they call my place The Jolly Roger"
The second Texan says, "My name is John. I own 350,000 acres. I have 5000 head of cattle and they call my place Big Johns."
They both look down at the Jewish man who says,
"My name is Irving and I own 300 acres."
Roger looks down at him and say, "300 Acres? What do you raise?"
"Nothing" Irving says.
"Well then, what do you call it?" Asked John.
"Downtown Dallas."
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