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Two Texans are sitting on a plane from Dallas and an old Jewish Texan is sitting between them.

The first Texan says, "My name is Roger. I own 250,000 acres.
I have 1000 head of cattle and they call my place The Jolly Roger"

The second Texan says, "My name is John. I own 350,000 acres. I have 5000 head of cattle and they call my place Big Johns."

They both look down at the Jewish man who says,

"My name is Irving and I own 300 acres."

Roger looks down at him and say, "300 Acres? What do you raise?"

"Nothing" Irving says.

"Well then, what do you call it?" Asked John.

"Downtown Dallas."
 
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