[Bloofington]

says "Iraq's New Prime Minister Gives Address."

mg:

I certainly hope not!!! At least not the correct address.

He'll be dead before the day's out.

:dunno: :duh:

 

[Fernando Coelho]

He meant the address to YOUR house, not his! :mrgreen:

 

[Bloofington]

Oh! Whew, what a relief. Thanks for clearing that up. I have trouble with some things, y'know.

:duh:

 

[Fred]

Bloof - you are one piece of work!

and thanks for the laughs. I appreciate your sense of humor. :thumbsup: 8)

 

[mikegunner]

I appreciate your sense of humor.

Humor he has --- from what I have read here on the boards I tend to question the SENSE part of that.

Mike

 

[Bloofington]

Good Humor?!?!!???!!! You can still get Good Humor ice cream?!!?????!!!

WHERE?? WHERE??? WHERE CAN YOU STILL GET GOOD HUMOR I Scream IN THESE United Steaks???

If you can, ask Bigg Bosss Mann for my home address, and send me 12 Chocolate Chip Candy I scream bars to me packed in dry ice. I'll send you back a postal money order.

:dunno:

Hey, what do I know, you say Good Humor Ice Cream and I'M THERE!!!!!

I guess these are somebody else's "good old days", huh?

Thankfully as an old man I can still enjoy good days, like today for example. It's a beautiful TRUE SPRING day out here in Pleasant Valley Sunday, USA, a nice quiet day in the country in my little God-blessed corner of the world. I saw my chiropractor Wednesday, the adjustment starting to sink in nicely, slept good last night, smelling bad from running around all day in the city Thursday, but slept good.

So, I guess since I'm an old man now, that still makes it a "good old day", huh? :duh:

 

[Bloofington]

HEY MIKE!!!!!!!!












:wink:



Thanks for saying that. Now I know for certain that I'm doing at least part of my job around here properly.


Hey, you think I'm gonna mess wit' a guy named Mike Gunner???


All I know is, if I ever start my Minuteman II local militia, I want Mike Gunner to be . . .




MY gunner.

 

[Fernando Coelho]

:bigpuke:

 

[mikegunner]

Fernando----

I agree!!!

What I lack in quality of shooting --- I make up for in quantity of guns and ammo!! I more than make up for all of the anti gunners in my town --- I have heard myself referred to as "That CRAZY gun guy!!" But--- that is not such a bad thing!

I was at Sam's Club and pulled out a wad of money to pay, and this old woman looked at the wad, and said "I oughta grab that money and RUN!!" --- To which I dryly replied "Can you run faster than 950 feet per second????" She asked why and I told her that was how fast my .45acp shells traveled!!!!! :lol:

Mike

 

[Bloofington]

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol: :cheers: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :beer:

Not Bob Hayes, Carl Lewis, Maurice Greene, Donovan Bailey on their best days, or ANYONE else could ever run that fast!!!

 

[SpecialEd]

Bloof, When you were in high school, I'll bet you were voted mostly likely to be carried off by the "Good Humor Men" wink wink, nudge nudge!

Ed

 

[Bloofington]

Wait a second, Ed!!! You mean the eight months I spent upstate in Room 307 WASN'T a Good Humor ice cream factory?!?!?!???!!??!!

I thought something was wrong when the two guys on the ice cream truck asked me to put on "the special jacket."

:dunno: :duh: :dunno:

 

[Richard Jefferies]

Wait a second, Ed!!! You mean the eight months I spent upstate in Room 307 WASN'T a Good Humor ice cream factory?!?!?!???!!??!!

Did you look under the carpet? I remember putting a $100 bill under the bottom right corner "once upon a time...."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Joe Forte]

"Can you run faster than 950 feet per second????"

Good one Mike! I use this one quite often.

 

[Bloofington]

Yes Mr. Jeffries, I did happen to look under the carpet and saw the "bill" you spoke of. I was sooooo disoriented from that "special ice cream" they had been giving me, I took the crayons they gave me, colored it in and drew a mustache on Ben Franklin. Then I showed it to the nice 6'7", 309 pound attendant, and asked him if he liked my work. I told him to check with the Ice Cream Director of The Facility and ask him if it meant I was ready to go.

I never saw the "artwork" again. The attendant later told me it was occupying a "special" place in the Director's office. They sure did use that word "special" a lot.

:dunno: