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Two couples were playing cards one evening. John
accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he
bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed
that Bill's wife Sue, legs spread wide, wasn't wearing
any underwear! Shocked by this, John upon trying to
sit back up again, hit his head on the table and
emerged red-faced.

Later, John went to the kitchen to get some
refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you
see anything that you liked under there?"

Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted
that, well, indeed he did.

She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you
$500." After taking a minute or two to assess the
financial as well as the moral costs of this offer,
John indicates that he is indeed interested.

She tells him that since her husband, Bill, works
Friday afternoons and John doesn't, that John should
be at her house around 2:00 Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's
house for the planned time with Sue at 2:00pm sharp.
After paying her the agreed sum of $500, they went to
the bedroom and closed their sexual transaction as Sue
had promised.

Afterwards, John quickly dressed and left. As usual,
Bill came home from work at 6:00 pm and upon entering
the house, asked his wife abruptly, "Did John come by
the house this afternoon?"

A little worried, Bill's wife answered, "Why yes, he
did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her
heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly
asked, "And did he give you $500?"

In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out,
and after mustering up her best poker face, replied,
"Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his
wife by saying, "Good I was hoping he did. John came
by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me.
He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon
on his way home and pay me back."

NOW THAT'S A POKER PLAYER! ! !
 
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