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A Visit From Abe Lincoln

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Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night
in the White House. The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, ! "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
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How Hillary can best serve her country......

"Would you like some fries with that? I'll throw in some spit free of charge!"
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