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Report: Bigger breasts offered as perk to soldiers

NEW YORK (Reuters) -- The U.S. Army has long lured recruits with the slogan "Be All You Can Be," but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers' dime.

The New Yorker magazine reports in its July 26th edition that members of all four branches of the U.S. military can get face-lifts, breast enlargements, liposuction and nose jobs for free -- something the military says helps surgeons practice their skills.

"Anyone wearing a uniform is eligible," Dr. Bob Lyons, chief of plastic surgery at Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio told the magazine, which said soldiers needed the approval of their commanding officers to get the time off.
 

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The New Yorker magazine reports in its July 26th edition that members of all four branches of the U.S. military can get face-lifts, breast enlargements, liposuction and nose jobs for free -- something the military says helps surgeons practice their skills.
Like I want some Army surgeon 'practicing' his skills on my ladys breasts..... let alone her FACE! :shock:
 

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In '83 I was in a bad motorcycle accident that completely shredded my face.
Luckily I was taken to a local civilian hospital that night for the initial 6 hour reconstruction.
After that was finished the Army came to pick me up.
My nose was still twisted almost completely to the left side when I got out of the hospital a month later when I asked about it the doc asked if I could breath through it. I said yes. He said it was fine then, the Army doesn't do cosmetic surgery.. Something similar happened to a friend who was severely burned in an oil fire.

There is nothing wrong , in this day and age, with the Army having plastic surgeons for cases like that, it goes toward quality of life.
I have a feeling that that is what is going on here. But a liberal elitist military hating magazine has found a way to get some distribution by dumping on the services. Cause after all the soldiers should just take their minimum wage and be happy, lord knows that they can't do anything else with their uneducated life
 

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I'm sure by now that everyone knows former Kaliforniya Boobinatorial candidate Mary Carey has openly taken a stance against UNNECESSARY cosmetic surgery by Army surgeons with her "Bullets Not Boobs" campaign.

For a top heavy 23 year old porn queen, she sure takes some interesting positions, and shows quite a bit of poise and intelligence, as witnessed by her most recent appearance on FOX(y)-News' Hannity and Colmes, in which she not only handled questions on issues quite adroitly, but also tried to pick up Monica Crowley, who was subbing for Hannity that night.

Anyone who has ever seen Monica Crowley can well understand the former Kaliforniya Boobinatorial candidate's fascination. I guess Monica not only makes the hearts of red blooded American males thump, but some females too.

:D :? :eek:mg: :dunno: :duh:
 

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[IMG=left]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040826/capt.ch60108261550.prisoner_abuse_england_ch601.jpg[/IMG]
"Hmmm..."
 

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That just might have been the worst post I have ever made online.
 

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Mad Ogre said:
That just might have been the worst post I have ever made online.
No joking!!! That is a stomach turner!! Sad thing is she is from WV (Fort Ashby)

Ogre --- you are a sick sick sick man!!! ;)
 

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She needs more that breast surgery! Sorry Mikegunner but she gives credence to some of those WV stereotypes!

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Hey listen, the guy who just became the new king of the 400 meter dash is a white boy who looks like The Kid From Deliverance and talks like Eminem. Despite whatever that might conjure up, he seems like a really nice kid, and just blasted one of the fastest times in history at 44 flat last week in the Olympics final. Go figure, or in other words, . . .

:dunno: :duh:
 
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