[Bill Ricca]

The scientific community has notified you, as President, that at 11:30 our time on Saturday an asteroid will hit earth. The trajectory has been plotted and it will wipe out France. The UN has asked you, as President, to aid with planes and ships to evacuate France. Naturally the evacuation will interfere with operations in the Mid East.

 

[Lfox]

Save the Brie!!! Maybe some of the champagne!!!

 

[bigchoad]

What about "I wouldn't do a darned thing!" :lol:

 

[wuzzagrunt]

An asteroid is a 6X-Large hemorrhoid and it's not headed for France. It's been elected Prime Minister. So there!

 

[M14Gunman]

The french government would point all of their communication antannae at it and try to surrender...

 

[fubar]

to paraphrase vin scully.

pull up a chair and stay awhile on this lovely saturday afternoon. get some beer and nacho's call the friend over and have a party. it's gonna be a good show today.


but i would be sure to tape it so i can watch it time and again!

 

[mustanger98]

Ya'll know, if an asteroid the size and shape of France lands directly on France, we're all going to die soon after, but the Frogs are going first. :lol:

 

[Sixpack]

Load them all into a few space shuttles and launch them into it.

Seeing as they're so full of crap, they might divert it!! :lol:

 

[molebaby]

Crank up BBQ. Pour myself (3) three fingers of John D, turn on the tube put a tape in the VCR. And watch them BURN. And then play it over and over again just LMAO. 8)

 

[JR]

Advise the French, via the Muslim world, that it's all a United States attempt to secretly take them over. Then, after they refuse our aid, watch them burn!!

 

[P2]

Advise them that we aren't going to do anything but send more inspectors/scientist to verify that there is really a suspected asteroid....

 

[Steve k]

I would figure out the size and location of the crater and buy a few acres so I could build a lake side cabin on some lake front property and wait for the crater to fill in with water and then sell the property back to the french for a 100 times more than I bought it for. Of coarse I would have to enjoy the fishing first.

 

[BM62]

Oh that is an easy one

I would have to video tape it

BM62

 

[Unverwundbar]

1 problem, who would we blame everything on?

( for those who don't get it, the saying's "blame it on the french" )

 

[fubar]

unver... we still have the french canadians....

 

[Motel Bravo]

Definately tape it and then show it to everyone I know over and over, Great comedy!!!! Just think they'll have found an enemy they CANNOT SURRENDER TO!

 

[Metal Militia]

What would I do? Easy.

I would not warn them.

 

[KCCH805]

Why would one do anything other than watch, laugh and repeat? :lol: The thought of all those whining french rats shutting up at once is a great one!!!

 

[pbiggs]

Get my duff beer and watch it with the family eating pizza


Phil

 

[Guest]

Sensing a good mood and therefore an opportunity, I would go to bed. 9 months later, I'd have a kid named "Comet". :wink: