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Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
----Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?"
It's "Hi, how are you?"
--- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is
sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina

Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas

No wonder you always go home alone.
---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

Beauty is only a light switch away.
--- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
---The Irish Times, Washington, DC

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
----Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
--- Revolution Books, New York, New York

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
---Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

What are you looking up on the wall for?
The joke is in your hands.
----Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington,
 
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