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My wife forwarded this to me. Don't know if it was because she thought it was cute or she is dropping me a big hint regarding the time I spend on the computer… :ek:
A man left work on a Friday afternoon and instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally arrived at his house Sunday evening he was confronted with a verbal barrage and tirade from his very angry wife which lasted about 2 hours.
Finally she calmed down and to try a different approach said with a calm voice, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for 2 or 3 days?"
"That would be just fine with me", he said.
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. By Thursday, the swelling had reduced just enough so that he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
A man left work on a Friday afternoon and instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally arrived at his house Sunday evening he was confronted with a verbal barrage and tirade from his very angry wife which lasted about 2 hours.
Finally she calmed down and to try a different approach said with a calm voice, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for 2 or 3 days?"
"That would be just fine with me", he said.
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. By Thursday, the swelling had reduced just enough so that he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
