DAD: O.K., we had to have this conversation someday!
Well, you see Dad and Mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your Mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafe.
Then, Mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and when dad was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall. Since it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload.