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A blind guy enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while,he yells
to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb
blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the
woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is
just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five
things..One: The bartender is a blonde woman. Two: The bouncer is a
blonde woman. Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a
professional boxer. Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a
Professional wrestler, and Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman
with a Ph.D.,a black belt in karate, and a very bad attitude!"Now,
think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind guy thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: "Nah. Not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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