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Brain Cramps (PG)

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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"--Lee Iacocca
"The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports analyst.
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
--Al Gore, VP
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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Danny Q... What a maroon.
Mad Ogre said:
Danny Q... What a maroon.
Ogre --- if you have ever met Dan Q. you would find him to be far from that. He got tagged with being not to smart when he did a photo op "childrens classroom" and while doing Flash Cards with a group of children he held up a card showing a Potato, but the card must have been manufactured in England because the spelling on the back for the teacher's benefit had it spelled "POTATOE". When the child answered with "p*o*t*a*t*o" --- DQ tried to correct him by telling him that he had erred and it should be potatoe --- The liberal media jumped on this and he was tagged as being not to smart from then on out.

As for the quote attributed to him above --- You would be hard pressed to find a politician who has not had a brain fart when speaking in public.
If it wasn't for Dan Q we wouldn't have this here internet thing.
Joe Forte said:
If it wasn't for Dan Q we wouldn't have this here internet thing.
No, that was Al WHORE oop GORE who claimed to have done that!!! And --- Al was a champion of putting his foot in his mouth besides the Internet comment.
I read where Al and Bill while on their bus tour during the campaign stopped at Monticello and while there, asked the curator who the busts (statue) were.
Dan Q. has PLENTY more misstatements going then just the potato incident. I've never met him personally (no desire to either) but the guy is worse then Bush when it comes to opening his mouth.
I always liked Marilyns' hair. :lol:
jeffw said:
I always liked Marilyns' hair. :lol:
Ah yes, the ole Mary Tyler Moore as Laura Petrie look!

Methinks a long look in the mirror would be in order for this thread :?
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