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FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in
the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from
here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said,
"I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a
compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it,
looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands
her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You
dummy, it's me!"

THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so
she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly
and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the
gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun
and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do
it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

FOURTH DEGREE A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state
capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A
friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde
replies, " W."

FIFTH DEGREE What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she
was pregnant? "Is it mine?"

SIXTH DEGREE Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman,
sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew
what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally
said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he
crossed the Delaware."

SEVENTH DEGREE Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on
the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the
blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his
dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she
moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the
police for help, and what do they do? ... They send me a BLIND
policeman."
 

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I see your seven blondes and raise you two

Two blonds are walking through the woods when they come across a set of tracks. The first blonde says "Hey look, deer tracks." The second blonde says "Those aren't deer tracks silly they're rabbit tracks." It was then they they both got hit by the train!

A blonde is walking along the edge of a lake when she sees another blonde on the other side. The first blonde hollers "Hey, how do you get to the other side?" And the second blonde hollers back "You are on the other side!"

(insert rimshot here)
 
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