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Early on in our relationship, I informed my wife that my choices for Christmas presents are, in order:
1. Toys
2. Nothing
3. Clothes
This year I've been informed that our gift to each other is a new sofa. I'm still trying to figure out where that falls on the list.
I should have known it would come to this the first Christmas we were married, when I was informed that my sexy harem girl angel, that had graced the top of my trees through many years of blissful bachelorhood, had been "lost".
1. Toys
2. Nothing
3. Clothes
This year I've been informed that our gift to each other is a new sofa. I'm still trying to figure out where that falls on the list.
I should have known it would come to this the first Christmas we were married, when I was informed that my sexy harem girl angel, that had graced the top of my trees through many years of blissful bachelorhood, had been "lost".