[csmkersh]

The rain was pouring and there was a big puddle in front of the bar just outside the American Legion Post.

A ragged old Army ground pounder was standing near the edge with a fishing line in the puddle.

A curious young Marine fighter pilot came over to him and asked what he was doing.

"Fishing," the old sergeant simply said.

"Poor old fool," the Marine officer thought to himself, and he invited the old Army soldier into the bar for a drink.

As he felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whiskey, the haughty fighter pilot asked, "And how many have you caught today?"

"You're number ten" the old Army sergeant answered.

"2 Air Force, 3 Navy & 5 Marines."

 

[Charlie Petty]

Very good top

Once upon a time I was working as RO at my club and there was a guy blasting away with a Glock. Only problem was that he was killing worms about 25 yd. downrange.

I went over ash told him to slow down and try to not jerk the trigger.

"I was a Marine he said and I am not jerking the trigger."

You must have been an officer."

 

[CaptainGyro]

You two can be so insensitive...I have feelings, you know.

 

[WaltGraham]

Once upon a time I was working as RO at my club and there was a guy blasting away with a Glock. Only problem was that he was killing worms about 25 yd. downrange.

I went over ash told him to slow down and try to not jerk the trigger.

"I was a Marine he said and I am not jerking the trigger."

You must have been an officer."

Ha ! I was there...