I got an e-mail from one of my favorite sites containing this little gem.
Seems like a great gift for the Tactical Teddy who has everything.Extreme protection for your lunch
When the zombies attack (ok, so we know it's always "when the zombies attack," but you know they're gonna, so hush), the last thing you need to worry about is hunger. Your growling stomach will give you away if you're hiding and it will make you lose concentration if you're fighting. Good thing you have a Tactical Lunch Kit.
If you'll be taking your lunch into extreme conditions like outdoor adventures, war, or the zombie apocalypse, the Tactical Lunch Kit is your bag. (And you can't tell us the breakroom or cafeteria isn't a potential combat zone, hands scrabbling for food within the time allotted.) Made of durable Cordura with waterproof interior padding, it has back surface MOLLE webbing and two smaller pouches for emergency snacks, condiments, or frag grenades more snacks. Comes preloaded with a Tactical Nourishment Pack (resealable snack pouch) and a 12 oz. matte black Thermos. Just add lunch.