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I got an e-mail from one of my favorite sites containing this little gem.

Extreme protection for your lunch

When the zombies attack (ok, so we know it's always "when the zombies attack," but you know they're gonna, so hush), the last thing you need to worry about is hunger. Your growling stomach will give you away if you're hiding and it will make you lose concentration if you're fighting. Good thing you have a Tactical Lunch Kit.

If you'll be taking your lunch into extreme conditions like outdoor adventures, war, or the zombie apocalypse, the Tactical Lunch Kit is your bag. (And you can't tell us the breakroom or cafeteria isn't a potential combat zone, hands scrabbling for food within the time allotted.) Made of durable Cordura with waterproof interior padding, it has back surface MOLLE webbing and two smaller pouches for emergency snacks, condiments, or frag grenades more snacks. Comes preloaded with a Tactical Nourishment Pack (resealable snack pouch) and a 12 oz. matte black Thermos. Just add lunch.
Seems like a great gift for the Tactical Teddy who has everything.
 

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This is one tactical father's day gift that I would have to return...(and the world would thank me for not wearing it).

2014 Kilt Off
 

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We love ThinkGeek at our house. They have some really clever stuff.

We keep a can of this on a shelf in our pantry. When the kids have friends over and they're rummaging around for something to eat, sometimes they'll point to the can and say, "Hey, Dad could make us unicorn salad sandwiches!"

Like the can says, "Excellent source of sparkles!"
 
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