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Q. How do you say hello in French?
A. "I Surrender."

Q. Did you hear that the French have a new flag?
A. It's a white cross on a white background.

Q. What's the difference between a Frenchman and toast?
A. You can't make French soldiers out of toast.
 

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How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?

No one knows; it's never happened before!
 

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Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without an accordion.
 

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God bless the French...they're always there when they need us. :lol:
 
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