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It will help to be jewish to fully understand this joke, but in the sake of helping non-jewish people understand -- I will translate as needed (in BLUE)

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Before Rosh Hashana, a Jewish man hears that in San Fransisco there's a Gay Synagogue. He's very excited, as this sounds like what he's been yearning for. He gets there,and sure enough, there's a gay Chazzan (Cantor/Singer) and a gay Rabbi, and the congregation too is mostly gay.

He joins in the service, but is terribly distracted by the handsome young man sitting next to him (there's really no good place to put a divider in a gay synagogue). Finally he gives in to temptation and puts his hand on the young man's knee. Immediately two large men wearing leather jackets under their tallit(prayer shawl) rush over, pick him up, carry him out of the sanctuary, and toss him down the stairs onto the street.

"Why did you do that?" he cried. "I thought this was a gay synagogue."

"It is," replied one of his ejectors, in a deep voice, "But NOBODY messes with the Rebbetzin(Rabbi's spouse)!"
 

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When I saw the subject and the part about Rosh Hashana I predicted the punchline would have something to do with blowing the shofar.
 

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Rob said:
When I saw the subject and the part about Rosh Hashana I predicted the punchline would have something to do with blowing the shofar.
That is why hired help think so much of rich jewish people --- because once a year we blow the shofar!!! ;)

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