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After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the
brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from
Corona sits down and says, "Hey Señor, I would like the world's
best beer, a Corona."

The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it
to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer
in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."

The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like
the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me
a Coors."

He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give
me a Coke."

The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he
ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask,
"Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?"

The Guinness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't
drinking beer, neither will I."
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