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A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.

"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked,"Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."
 

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jeffw said:
Sick & wrong man,sick & wrong! :shame: :lol:
Jeff --- I do live in West Virginia and the saying in Preston County goes something like "if she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for me!" :shock: Only in those parts can a couple get divorced and still remain as relatives! There are parts of Preston County that has two white trash family surnames and they are all inter-bred/inter related ---- CSI would fail in a crime there because they all have the same DNA!
 

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LMAO!

This is my brother Darrel,& my other brother Darrel,& my other brother Darrel,& my ..,um,sister-yeah,that's it.My sister Darrel!

:thumbsup: :lol:
 

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" FOX "

"You know if your a *******, when you go to family reunions just to meet girls."
:shock: :shock: :shock:

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mikegunner said:
To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."
That is so wrong on so many levels.

You made me spit rice, RICE through my nose.
 

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I would apologize, but isn't that what a good joke is supposed to do???? :twisted:

Note Rob needs to make to self: Don't drink or eat anything at the computer! Especially when reading jokes!!!!! :lol:
 
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