[csmkersh]

The subject of stopping the Hawaiian volcano has come up in Hawaii amongst lifelong residents.

According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires, and according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii.

Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.

 

[CaptainGyro]

Love it.

I have always been fascinated by that subset of humanity that:

-builds on a flood plain and is then surprised when it floods
-builds on a fault line and is then surprised when there's an earthquake
-builds at sea level in hurricane country and is then surprised when the sea comes ashore
-builds at the foot of a mud cliff and is then surprised when there's a landslide
-builds at the foot of a volcano and is then surprised when there's an eruption

I am particularly amused when they tell me it's my responsibility to pay for their recovery.