[phantom4570]

Man fights off shark, stitches up own leg, goes to the pub

New Zealander James Grant stabs predator with a knife to get free, swims ashore, sutures wounds and goes to pub for a beer
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Grant gave himself stitches using a first aid kit he kept in his vehicle for pig hunts. He and his friends then went to the Colac Bay Tavern, where he was given a bandage because he was dripping blood on the floor.

 

[Tim Burke]

Or, how much do you like your beer?

I am neither that tough nor that fond of my beer.

 

[TommyGunn]

I wouldn't mind beer if I were shark-bit.
I like it well enough without the shark-bite.

 

[bearcat6]

He's pretty tough, but what about the guy who cut his own arm off, with a pocket knife when it was trapped by a boulder.

 

[shadowdiver]

You mean James Franco, he can survive anything!:lol: