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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to start up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

She smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."

He swallowed hard, Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," he said, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern *******."

Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba." :wink:
 

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Same here "Ogro"... that's why I posted it.
 

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That got a chortle :D
Here's my offering:

Betty rushed home breathlessly from school one afternoon -
"Mommy, Mommy - the class counted to 10 today but I counted all the way to 17. Is that because I'm a blonde?"

"Yes Honey", her Mom answered, smiling.

The next day Betty ran home and exclaimed -
"Mommy, Mommy - the rest of the class did the alphabet to "G", but I went all the way to "N". Is that because I'm a blonde?"

Her Mother beaming, nodded.

The school week ended and Betty hurried home to her Mom -
"Mommy, Mommy - we had gym class today and my boobs are much bigger than the other girls. Is that because I'm a blonde?"

"No Dear", replied her Mother - "it's because you're 26."
 
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