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Greg Gutfeld comments, with which I think is a pretty good look at the sexes, and the weaknesses each need to watch out for in themselves in a relationship.

Warning some bad language (that most guys have heard by the time they are 16.)

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I still believe the President of that club is Brad Pitt.

Just think: One morning he woke up, looked over at Jennifer Aniston, and said to himself, "Ahhhhhhhh, I think I can do better...." :? :shock:
 

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I still believe the President of that club is Brad Pitt.

Just think: One morning he woke up, looked over at Jennifer Aniston, and said to himself, "Ahhhhhhhh, I think I can do better...." :? :shock:
I understand she has severe gastro-intestinal issues and after a while, guys get tired of putting up with all her ****. *

* This is a joke, it baffles me no end, why she can't keep a boyfriend!
 

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JA I can understand why she has troubles, first off, there is the boy friend of the week thing going on, even D bag guys get tired of finding out they are number 87 in the hit parade, I mean, she's done more of hollywood than CalDot.

Sandra Bullock, she rode into Jesse's house knowing he had been married to a hooker/porno actress, and he was into the "rat gurl" thing as well, so I gotta have the feeling she's got a side to her no one expects. My guess is this is nothing new, only something found out.
 

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And then there's Tom Cruise. He dumps Mimi Rogers for Nicole Kidman, for Katie Holmes?
I think you have the parts reversed. Tom cruise is a world class nutjob. They only put up with him for a while.
 

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JA I can understand why she has troubles, first off, there is the boy friend of the week thing going on, even D bag guys get tired of finding out they are number 87 in the hit parade, I mean, she's done more of hollywood than CalDot.
Even if true, JA has GOT to be cleaner than AJ! :shocked:
 

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AJ? sorry, I was drawing a blank, but then I got it, Lets just say I got a feeling that AJ has those special sorts of skill sets that make a man stop thinking straight....As a friend said, " I think that woman could siphon gas and never need a hose..." if you get what I mean...








Or she could be one of Willie Nelson's Keno girls from Electric Horseman....I tried to find the Youtube but failed.
 

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No, I think James and Pitt are more like the "Dumber Than a Frickin' Box o' Rocks" club... and Cruise is his own class of idiot. I mean, if I had a crack at Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston or Nicole Kidman, I'd take it even in spite of my being significantly younger... ;)
 

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Now Hitler has added his comments on Ms. Bullock and Mr. James.


Yes I have seen a hundred of these but this one is pretty good.
 

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Now Hitler has added his comments on Ms. Bullock and Mr. James.


Yes I have seen a hundred of these but this one is pretty good.
Now that right there is funny. Filthy, but funny. :lol:
 

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Or how about the Dummer Than Box Of Rocks tool that cheated on Shania. ST has a billion $ is 15 years younger and is Shania!
What was hethinking? I cant imagine jepordizing that kind of set up. :duh: :roll: :banghead:
 

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No matter how hot she is, there's some guy out there who's tired of putting up with her $##!.
They may be hot, talented and/or rich but who knows what they are like after a time? It seems like every one cheated on Halle Berry, maybe there's a reason for that...
 

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Just because they're hot, sexy women doesn't mean they put out whenever the guy's looking for action. :ehsmile:
 

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They're also on the road a lot, and spouses can't always be along for the ride. Particularly when spouse is also a celebrity with their own travel-schedule...
 

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Deep in the last century, I got involved in an investigation about the behavior of a younger gent who was married to an older, but very attractive woman. The house could have accurately been described as a stone mansion and she gave him a Jaguar. The young thing he was running around with could be charitably described as attractively challenged, presumably she had other talents.

Took me a while to realize that looks and money aren't everything. Sure don't hurt though.

Back in the 1980's someone sold a poster that showed a smoking hot honey with the caption that somewhere in the world there was a guy that was sick and tired of her ...stuff.
 

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I dated a woman in HS who was a knock out, sweet, and very smart. she was however, very wealthy, and getting richer by the day, (her father had a patent that paid a penny a pill, and there were some 100 million users world wide). I decided that I was not going to be a kept man and she had started to see the "rich life" as increasingly attractive.

About 10 years later she got married to a nice guy. She was even better looking then, and she was living on her own island in the Caribbean for the winters. They were married about 6 years when I got a call from a buddy asking if I had heard that she had busted him for cheating. Seems her annual check up at the Dr's had reveal some bugs that luckily, antibiotics would kill, but that she had not picked up on her own.

I could not imaging him giving it all up, but he did, and a couple of summers ago I met him again at a golf event. I asked simply "what the hell were you thinking?" and he said once he was living with money, the "stuff" used to come out of the woodwork, the women would see the car, the rolex and the shirts from places like Congressional, Augusta, kuai, and they would just throw themselves at him. He said he never even thought about it, but had gotten drunk one night at a golf club and ended up in some womans house. After that, he said it was like a disease, he knew he was going down in flames, but he could not stop. I have no pity for him, I think he was ready to get out, but did not have the guts.

Same with some of these star people, if you get it thrown in your face, every day, all the time, that someone will bang you in heartbeat just for being a star, that finally it will catch up with them.
 
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