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An elderly man sits up in bed and asks his wife "Honey have you ever cheated on me?"The wife looks at him and replies "I've been unfaithful to you three times" "What?!?" the man replies, "When?" She says "Rememeber that time we couldn't get a mortgage loan; well I went in and convinved the teller to give us the loan". "The second one" The husband asks. "Remember that time you needed surgery but didn't have insurance?" "Well, I went in and convinced the doctor to give you the surgery for free" "And the third" the man asks. "Remeber when you were running for Mayor and you were behind by 300 votes?"
 
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