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I don't know if you know this, but you can now purchase Kosher
computers! They are made in Israel by a company called DELL-SHALOM. The price is so low, even with the shipping from Israel, that I bought one. I've been using it now for several weeks, and highly recommend it. However, before you purchase a kosher computer of your own, you should know that there are some important changes from the typical non-kosher computer you are used to, such as:

1) The "Start" button has been replaced with the "Let's go!! I'm not getting any younger!" button.

2) I hear "Hava Nagila" during startup.

3) The cursor moves from right to left.

4) When Spellchecker finds an error it prompts, "Is this the best you can do?"

5) When I look at erotic images, my computer says, "If your mother
knew you did this, she would die."

6) It comes with a "monitor cleaning solution" from Manischewitz that advertises it gets rid of all the "schmutz und drek."

7) When running "Scan Disk" it prompts with me with a "You want I
should fix this" message?

8 ) After 20 minutes of no activity, my PC goes "Schloffen".

9) The PC shuts down automatically at sundown on Friday evenings.

10) It comes with two hard drives-one for fleyshedik (business
software)and one for milchedik (games).

11) Instead of getting a "General Protection Fault" error, my PC now gets"Ferklempt"

12) The multimedia player has been renamed to "Nu, so play my music already!"

13) Internet Explorer has a spinning "Star of David" in the upper
right corner.

14) When my PC is working too hard, I occasionally hear a loud "Oy Gevalt!"

15) Computer viruses can now be cured with matzo ball soup.

16) When disconnecting external devices from the back of my PC, I am instructed to "Remove the cable from the PC's tuchus."

17) After my computer dies, I have to dispose of it within 24 hours.

18 ) But best of all, if you have a kosher computer, you can't get
Spam!
 
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