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According to foxnews.com, a bunch of folks passing by a certain waterway in Tampa Bay were thrown by the sight of mating manatees, thinking perhaps they were beaching themselves, as some whales do. So the folks hopped out for a better look. Gives new meaning to voyeurism when you're getting your porn fix from a bunch of sea cows. 
Elsewhere in the news, over the weekend, during a concert, 80's singing sensation Cyndi Lauper had a bird poop in her mouth during a song. Hmmmmmmmmmmm, perhaps it was a critic? :?
And in Brooklyn Park, Minnesota, a deer narrowly escaped being eaten for dinner after breaking into a hunter's home. The deer broke in while the wife and kids were home and sleeping. Although knocking over a lamp, it nimbly avoided banging into cabinets holding delicate antique figurines on its way from the kitchen to the basement, before letting itself out the back door.
The wife, after hearing the break-in and checking on the kids, shouted out to the intruder, then discovered it was a deer and called her husband, who arrived home too late to turn the intruder into Ted Nugent's favorite breakfast. :wink:
Just another day in America.
Elsewhere in the news, over the weekend, during a concert, 80's singing sensation Cyndi Lauper had a bird poop in her mouth during a song. Hmmmmmmmmmmm, perhaps it was a critic? :?
And in Brooklyn Park, Minnesota, a deer narrowly escaped being eaten for dinner after breaking into a hunter's home. The deer broke in while the wife and kids were home and sleeping. Although knocking over a lamp, it nimbly avoided banging into cabinets holding delicate antique figurines on its way from the kitchen to the basement, before letting itself out the back door.
The wife, after hearing the break-in and checking on the kids, shouted out to the intruder, then discovered it was a deer and called her husband, who arrived home too late to turn the intruder into Ted Nugent's favorite breakfast. :wink:
Just another day in America.
