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According to foxnews.com, a bunch of folks passing by a certain waterway in Tampa Bay were thrown by the sight of mating manatees, thinking perhaps they were beaching themselves, as some whales do. So the folks hopped out for a better look. Gives new meaning to voyeurism when you're getting your porn fix from a bunch of sea cows. :D

Elsewhere in the news, over the weekend, during a concert, 80's singing sensation Cyndi Lauper had a bird poop in her mouth during a song. Hmmmmmmmmmmm, perhaps it was a critic? :?

And in Brooklyn Park, Minnesota, a deer narrowly escaped being eaten for dinner after breaking into a hunter's home. The deer broke in while the wife and kids were home and sleeping. Although knocking over a lamp, it nimbly avoided banging into cabinets holding delicate antique figurines on its way from the kitchen to the basement, before letting itself out the back door.

The wife, after hearing the break-in and checking on the kids, shouted out to the intruder, then discovered it was a deer and called her husband, who arrived home too late to turn the intruder into Ted Nugent's favorite breakfast. :wink:

Just another day in America.
 

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How about...

"Mating Floridians frighten Manatees!"
 

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:eek:mg:

Actually Ed, in certain parts of Florida, mating Floridians just might frighten those manatees, or anything else that happens to take a gander at them. Can you say . . .

mating octogenarians??? :shock:
 

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By the way Ed, what WAS breakfast this morning, Science Diet, Iams, Alpo, Ken-L Ration or a nice fresh killed wabbit?

Inquiring mindless' want to know. 8)
 

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Bloofington said:
By the way Ed, what WAS breakfast this morning, Science Diet, Iams, Alpo, Ken-L Ration or a nice fresh killed wabbit?

Inquiring mindless' want to know. 8)
So far, one diet Pepsi. I'm about to have another. Then when I'm fully awake a bowl of Kashi in soy milk... no kidding!
 

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Kashi in soy milk I can dig. Buckwheat pancakes and soy milk both staples in my diet, but Diet Pepsi's no good for diggety dawgs, unless you had it after I ruined your breakfast, so you could settle your stomach.

And after you settle up with your stomach, come see me in my office. I've got a tip on a horse. 8)
 

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And after you settle up with your stomach, come see me in my office. I've got a tip on a horse. 8)
Tip? I don't need no stinkin tip! I live about 30 minutes away from Philly, home to Smarty Jones! :thumbsup:
 

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Well, in that case Ed, you're one smart dog, living next to Smarty Jones. But the Belmont is still about two weeks or so away, no? My tip is for today at Aqueduct. Still Running in the 7th. He's a good mudder, 'cause he eats his fodder.

And if that doesn't work out, try Never Ending in the 5th. Mum's da woid. You didn't heah nuthin' fum me. 8)
 

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"I got a horse right here, his name is Paul Revere, there's a guy that says that the weather's clear....."
 

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Titanic might be a mudder but no good in the ice!
 
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