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The Poster Known As Bloofington, or perhaps more rightly "Doofington" more than lived up to his self-styled nickname of The Great Dumboni in the wee hours of February 25, 2004.

Posting from his desk at We Can Kick Your Law Firm's Tuchas, where he is employed four nights a week as a temporary legal word processing operator, he went into his usual, informal, rambling but fun and sometimes poignant style of reviewing his latest cigar while enjoying the night air in Manhattan, NYC. Oh, Bloof was sounding so proud and satisfied as he extolled the virtues of the genuine Cuban cigar he was smoking while he waited for his "breakfast", a tasty repast picked up from a street vendor across the street from where he works.

Elaborate, but not too lengthy, Bloofington ended his review with a flourish and hurried it to the boards in an effort to continue his lighthearted yet diligent task of attracting attention to amback.com and promptly posted his CIGAR review on . . .

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Shakespeare on acid couldn't make this stuff up, folks. Only in America.

And oh yes, Bloof does have blonde hair, in case you were wondering, that which hasn't turned white. And he does know that Chicken Of The Sea is a fish, not a chicken.

What he doesn't know sometimes is his own name, phone number and where to put his latest piece of prose.

Come to think of it, there IS a place to put his latest piece of prose. :wink:
 

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BloofDoof, :wink: I think I can say without fear of contradiction that you have truly lightened up the tone of the place...not that it was dark to begin with, but it's even brighter now.
 

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In addition to extending my thanks for the compliments, I'd like to ask Walt . . .

oh really?

Before moving up to Dutchess County and living in a house, I was a city rat, New York City to be sure, a lifelong apartment dweller, various neighborhoods, ghetto action growing up. Well picture this. You go downstairs to leave your apartment. You're not a child, as it's about the time of life known as the mid to late thirties, the beginning of "middle age." You are carrying a couple pieces of mail, your attache and a small bag of household garbage. You stride swiftly, confidently and businesslike over to the garbage cans outside the building and firmly toss your mail in there.

You then stride swiftly, confidently, and oh, so professionally down the block on the way to the subway train, and after getting a couple hundred feet down the block, you suddenly realize your garbage won't fit in the mailbox on the corner.

:? :lol: :shock: :?

On your way back to retrieve your mail from the garbage and throw the garbage in the can, you hope that no 85 year old woman from the neighborhood block watch is looking out the window. If she did, well . . .

she got the laugh of her life.

Imagine doing that more than once in your life.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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