[Joe Forte]

I looked at one of these today and decided I need one

http://www.lilligren.com/*******/redneck_attack_truck.htm

 

[Fernando Coelho]

I didn't know you were over to see Schmit!

 

[Joe Forte]

I'm going to get the Gunny to build it for me.

 

[Joe Forte]

I'm going to get the Gunny to build it for me. If he will.

 

[WaltGraham]

Got the truck, 'course it's a Jeep... The mount's a weekend job - just need the ordnance

 

[Guest]

Lets see, a Class III , Civilian Transferable M2.... where to find one? Hmmm, OH I know, we got one at the shop.

Don't know if Camel 1 (The Boss) will part with it for, or if he even will. One thing he likes to do with it each year is mount it in the back of his black HUMMER (NOT a H2!!!) and got to SWAT Roundup each year (local event in Orlando).

Funny thing is he has never been pulled over with it while on the way over. We can't decided if all the LEOs just think it is fake or if they just realize they are out gunned.

 

[Fernando Coelho]

Don't know if Camel 1 (The Boss)...

:rotflmao:

 

[Guest]

re: Trucks and ********...

Trucks are such oldschool. Every ******* has one, they are easy to spot... any truck with a number 3 on it somewhere.

Now, current fashion is ATV... usually towed behind said truck, but not normally. As civilization encroches on rural areas the genis ******* is adapting by getting SUVs and MiniVans.

The ATV is their last vestage of Redneckidness. These are used to go out into the wood during the weekends and for hunting season.

For those tactical ******** out there I present you with the Rugged Terrain (Tactical?) Vehicle... $24,995.95*

*Weapon Mount included... SAW/M60 sold seperately. :shock: 8) 8)

 

[WaltGraham]

Hey, if it's got "Tactical" in the title, I gotta have one. What ever happened to the Stryker? I kind of wrongly figured we'd see that one deployed in Iraq.

 

[Guest]

Should solve any "tail-gator" problems.

 

[skslover]

Funny thing is he has never been pulled over with it while on the way over. We can't decided if all the LEOs just think it is fake or if they just realize they are out gunned.

You know, I had toyed with the idea of getting a de-milled (cannot afford class III) M2 and its mount for my Jeep, and I think I will do it now. :twisted:

 

[brain]

this:
[IMG=left]http://www.boomspeed.com/kinky/fj40nov02.JPG[/IMG]

PLUS

this:
[IMG=left]http://www.boomspeed.com/kinky/beltfed.JPG[/IMG]

added to these:
[IMG=left]http://www.boomspeed.com/kinky/girls.JPG[/IMG]

hellfire, fix'n i'm a *******, ya wreck'n?

 

[Mad Ogre]

Those Twin Fifties would look a lot better in the back of a tricked out Bronco.
:twisted:

 

[sodbuster]

Agreed, Mad Ogre. Saaayyy, You didn't have a particular Bronco in mind, did you?

 

[Mad Ogre]

Mine's not tricked out.

























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