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Some excellent word-smithing in this missive.
Forget Wall Street: Occupy Hollywood
Forget Wall Street: Occupy Hollywood
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Has anyone, for example, apart from her jilted "husband," thought of occupying - Kim Kardashian?
Of course, I mean "occupy" purely in its fashionable protest sense. Occupy her, not for being even more formidably vulgar and avaricious than Paris Hilton, a truly Olympic distinction. No - occupy her for running a tawdry TV spectacle called (hand over mouth, please) Kim's Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event, selling the rights, drowning in the publicity and then announcing the "divorce" a mere 72 days into the staged connubial farce.
Various reports - one from the New York Post, for instance - put the revenues from this mockery, the flow of cash to Kardashian Inc., at something over $17-million. Is it possible - yes I'm reverting to the great cliché without the smack of an apology - that we live in a world where children starve for want of a dime a day, while this bloated, vacuous ego gets to rake in $17-million for a gaudy, inane travesty? If greed's the target, and vulgarity a bonus, then Occupy Kim Kardashian. Occupy the whole dam clan of Khardashians for their shameless cupidity.