[Skeptic49]

Folks,
I was entering Publix, a local super-duper market and highly recommended, when a lovely young lady, almost wearing a white denim micro skirt and little else. Stopped just inside the main entrance to pull down the hem of her skirt, and she didn't have to bend over, and the tug had no effect at all. I had to stop to avoid hitting her.

As she stepped away, I really, really, REALLY wanted to say, "Young Lady, don't waste that move on me, I'm older than your Grandmother!"

I didn't. Not Politically Correct.

Anyone else had a moment like that?

Geoff
Who censors himself.

 

[ExSarge]

No, but I'd like to! Where is that place?

 

[Pike Bishop]

Skep, As the old trapper would say, "Musta been a new born beaver...didn't have no hair on it!"

 

[IrishCop]

Unfortunately, my luck seems to have me running into women at Wal-Mart who all have bigger bellies than me, and tend to adorn them with what appear to be crystal doorknobs.

 

[Skeptic49]

No, but I'd like to! Where is that place?

Publix number 1000!

Geoff
Who notes it's a lovely place for man's unalienable sights!

 

[Charlie Petty]

Terry, m'lad you do got a way with words