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A little old lady in a nursing home stands and raises her fist in the Recreation Room one day and says, "Whoever can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight." A little old man in the back of the room yells, "An elephant." She says, "Close enough!"
 

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A little old lady was walking through the nursing home lifting up her nightgown to the various men and saying in a more or less sultry voice "super sex".

One of the old guys looks her up and down, sighed heavily and said "I'll take the soup".
 
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