A little old lady in a nursing home stands and raises her fist in the Recreation Room one day and says, "Whoever can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight." A little old man in the back of the room yells, "An elephant." She says, "Close enough!"
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A little old lady was walking through the nursing home lifting up her nightgown to the various men and saying in a more or less sultry voice "super sex".
One of the old guys looks her up and down, sighed heavily and said "I'll take the soup".
One of the old guys looks her up and down, sighed heavily and said "I'll take the soup".
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