A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.\n\nAll the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see \nsome pitiful Yankee from the North.\n\nThe bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"\n\nThe guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."\n\nThe bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"\n\nThe guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."\n\nThe bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"\n\n"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."\n\nThe bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us!"