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Ever since his late teens Jim had suffered from terrible
headaches. Finally, in desperation after years of misery,
he sought medical advice.

Many tests later, the doctor sat down with Jim to deliver
his diagnosis. The doctor said, "Jim, I have both good and
bad news. The good news is I can cure your headaches...The
bad news is that it will require castration. You have a
very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press
up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one
hell of a headache. The only way medical science can
relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Jim was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
anything left to live for. He couldn't concentrate long
enough to answer, but decided he had no choice--"Cut 'em."


When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for
the first time in 20 years, but he also felt like he was
missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the
street, Jim realized that he felt like a different person
-- he could make a new beginning and live a new life.
Seeing a men's clothing store he decided that a new suit is
what he needed for a fresh start.

As he entered he met a elderly tailor and explained that he
was looking for a new suit. The elderly tailor eyed him for
a moment and said "Let's see...size 44 long."

Jim laughed, "Thats right, how did you know??"

"Been in business for 60 years!!" the tailor replied.

Jim tried on the suit, which fit perfectly, upon which the
old tailor asked "How about a shirt?"

Jim thought for a moment and said "Sure".

The old tailor eyed Jim again and said "Lets see...34
sleeve and 16 and a half for the neck".

Jim was surprised again at his accuracy, and was again told
"Been in the business for 60 years..."

After trying on the shirt, which again fit perfectly, the
tailor asked him "How about some shoes?" The old tailor
again eyed Jim briefly and said "Nine and a half, E."

Astonished at his ability again he asked how the tailor
knew, and again he was told "Been in business for 60
years!"

While trying on his new shoes the old tailor suggested some
new underwear to complete the purchase. Jim said "sure" as
the old tailor stepped back to size him up again and said
"Lets see...size 36."

Jim laughed, "Ah-hah I got you!! I've worn size 32 since I
was 18 years old."

The old tailor shook his head, "You can't wear a size 32. A
size 32 underwear would press your testicles up against the
base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache!!"
 
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