[LIProgun]

The following is an actual exam question...

I'm not one to try to ruin a good joke, but...

http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/hell.asp

 

[LIProgun]

Oh thanks, next you're gonna tell me there is no Santa. :santa:

Reminds me of Groucho and Chico Marx reviewing a contract in "A Night at the Opera":

Otis P. Driftwood: It's all right, that's in every contract. It's what they call a sanity clause.

Fiorello: You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause.