[Bloofington]

Larger than life, almost mythical Asian underworld figure Thieu Jung Ducke flew in to New York City from Hong Kong last night for what was supposed to be a secret meeting of the Low Fat Hogg Society but instead met his demise in a hail of gunfire. Bursting into flames as he nearly touched down in The Big Apple, his apparent execution has been hushed up by the authorities pending further investigation. There has been no substantiation of the rumor that the taped off crime scene was surrounded by chopsticks and thousands of packets of a certain familiar and very sweet sauce used in many Chinese restaurants throughout the city. Details available as they come in.

Ducke is survived by his wife, Wun Suite Chik.

 

[Richard Jefferies]

The demented ramblings of a fevered brain..... :lol:

 

[mikegunner]

RAJ--

When I see posts like this from Bloof ---- All I can think of is that anti drug advertisement from when I was a child -- THE MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE

Could it be that all those cigars and booze have pickled his brain beyond normal limits???

 

[Fernando Coelho]

...that anti drug advertisement from when I was a child -- THE MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE

I thought it was "The mind is a terrible thing." Those last two words do make a difference. :twisted:

 

[mikegunner]

In Ole Bloof's case ---- I think both of them are appropriate!!

 

[Bloofington]

This is a family show, so certain things will have to remain shrouded in mystery. :dunno: :cop: