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TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN...
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> > #10 -- YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW .22.
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> > #9 -- YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE
> ON
> > THE ROAD.
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> > #8 -- IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY
> > LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
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> > #7 -- YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A
> > BACK UP.
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> > #6 -- YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
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> > #5 -- A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
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> > #4 -- HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
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> > #3 -- A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
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> > #2 -- A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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> > And, the number one way a handgun is better than a woman:
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> > #1 -- YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN
Enjoy, Vince
 

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Additions:

A handgun won't (always <g>) drain your bank account if you decide it's time to trade it in.

A handgun only goes off when you want it to.

A handgun will usually settle, not start an argument

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SSS, I will add them to my list thanks ! Enjoy, Vince
 
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