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Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush prairie; it was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales.

Jim, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."


Mike, from Idaho, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bad-boy with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get a belly ache."


Old Gila River John, the cowboy from ARIZONA, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his manhood...
 

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An Arizona Ranger with a big iron on his hip?;)
 

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WalterGraham,

do you perchance have an original vinyl copy of GUNFIGHTER BALLADS by Marty Robbins?

yours, sw
 

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What's so funny? Doesn't everybody stir their campfires that way? :rolleyes: :lol::lol::lol:
 
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