[WaltGraham]

Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush prairie; it was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales.

Jim, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."


Mike, from Idaho, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bad-boy with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get a belly ache."


Old Gila River John, the cowboy from ARIZONA, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his manhood...

 

[Charlie Petty]

That's marginal on the taste scale... but...:bow:

 

[SpecialEd]

An Arizona Ranger with a big iron on his hip?

 

[WaltGraham]

That's marginal on the taste scale... but...:bow:

I dunno, it made me laugh out loud this morning; the wording got changed a bit...

 

[WaltGraham]

An Arizona Ranger with a big iron on his hip?

I was just listening to that yesterday.

 

[stand watie]

WalterGraham,

do you perchance have an original vinyl copy of GUNFIGHTER BALLADS by Marty Robbins?

yours, sw

 

[WaltGraham]

WalterGraham,

do you perchance have an original vinyl copy of GUNFIGHTER BALLADS by Marty Robbins?

yours, sw

Nope, most of my Robbins tunes are courtesy of iTunes, but here's one on eBay.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/MARTY-ROBBI...4513510?pt=Music_on_Vinyl&hash=item336ac34266

 

[IrishCop]

What's so funny? Doesn't everybody stir their campfires that way? :lol::lol::lol:

 

[phantom4570]

What's so funny? Doesn't everybody stir their campfires that way?

No, I use a stick. Got tired of burning holes in my shorts when I put it away.

 

[IrishCop]