So, I've been drafting an op-ed for the "Republican Conservative" site I write for, and since this is targeted to let some "GOP Establishment Squish" readers know where the *serious* gun community stands (as opposed to the Elmer Fudd Kapos) I'd appreciate your thoughts on refining it.
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You lite-beer Vichy Republican Quislings say you want to "have a conversation" about guns. Well, you've played the "I'll pay you Tuesday for a cheeseburger today" card one time too many without making good on any of your IOU's ever, and always demanded we "take one for the team" without the team ever doing anything for US, and we're sick of it. We're sick of the Failure Theater, we're sick of the under-the-radar collaboration with Gun Grabbers, and we're sick of YOU, which is why we shoved the Giant Orange Dick up your a** without courtesy of lube, just the same as you've shoved so much up ours.
You want to "talk" about Red Flags and Background Checks. Well, this time it's YOUR turn to make the "gesture of good faith" up front. Pick one item from the following list, any ONE, and get it signed into law, and then we'll talk; until then go f*** yourselves right up the a** and die of AIDS.
We require any one of these as an "earnest money" down payment:
* Sporting Purposes clause of GCA68 repealed. No more 922R or import-bans except in cases of sanctioned companies/countries.
* MG Registry reopened, with a two-year amnesty to register any previously-unregistered MG's. No more post-samples, every single machinegun in America including the military's are all transferable.
* SBR/SBS's and Suppressors removed from NFA--Title II reduced to MG's, Destructive Devices and Disguised Firearms ONLY.
* Significant curtailment or elimination of Victim Disarmament Zones.
* Mandatory basic-safety education in schools--Eddie Eagle/Four Rules stuff.
* Federal funding to build and maintain rifle ranges on BLM/National Forest land. Said ranges forbidden to restrict magazine capacities, and built to Defense Department training range standards.
* Nationwide Carry.
Pick one of those, any one of them, and get it done, and then we'll have a conversation. We have our own requirements on UBC's and ERPO's, and we require some things in return as well... "compromise" means "give and take," which means we have to GET something rather than "give us X and we'll let you keep Y until we come back tomorrow to demand you give us Y for letting you keep Z" as you've always done. We're woke to that horses***, and we're done with letting you run that scam on us.
WHEN the time for that conversation comes, our terms will be something like these...
UBC's - We demand the 4473 be greatly simplified to prevent "backdoor registration". Name, address, DL #, optional space for SSN/UPIN. No firearm data collected. No waiting periods except in Delay or appealing Deny--iron goes home immediately upon a Proceed. To ease the process we would also accept a 1-800 number or mobile app where anyone can call in a check, again collecting transferee data only and not anything that could create a "back-door registry"; alternately go with a Livescan-based BGC idea like this proposal by M4C member "rero360":
"A thought that just crossed my mind. The left is always clamoring on about UBCs, Would couldn't a LiveScan be sufficient? It's been about a decade since I had one done, but LiveScans are used for a ton of different things, job applications being one of them. Why couldn't it be where you go and get a LiveScan done, you bring the printout to the LGS that says you're gtg, or a printout that has a code and phone number that they LGS calls and they are told that you're gtg, that way the Gov doesn't know if you're getting the LiveScan done for a job, a gun, or some other reason. I don't know the limitations of the system but this idea just popped into my head.
I've done a few FTF sales when and where it was legal, and I honestly prefer it, no paper trail at all, but if the UBC must be implemented, why not use a system already in place being used for multiple things so as not to be a back door registration?"
Better yet, plug gunshops into the Livescan system and let them be authorized "service providers" for both gun and carry-creds BGC's at a nominal fee to the customer. No matter what, NO registration of any kind nor any collection of information that could even conceivably be used to create a registry.
Red Flag - Crenshaw pays a good lip-service game, but there are things in his list of conditions that need to be tightened down.
* Petitions initiated by law enforcement, not by spurned dating partners or relationships from long ago.
* Ex parte hearings only when there is proof of necessity.
* Proof beyond reasonable doubt.
* Guarantees of all due process rights, including cross-examination and right to counsel.
* Court-appointed counsel if the respondent so wishes.
* A civil and criminal remedy for victims of false and malicious petitions. False red-flag filers REQUIRED to be prosecuted to fullest extent of the law on Federal "deprivation of rights under color of law", ZERO prosecutorial discretion.
* Safe and orderly procedures for relinquishment of firearms. ^Relinquished weapons to be kept in double-locked cases with one key retained by the owner and ONLY opened under owner supervision.^
* Prohibition of no-knock raids.
* Storage of relinquished firearms by responsible third parties.
* Prompt 2-3 business days restoration of concealed carry permits for the falsely accused.
* Prompt 2-3 business days return of firearms upon the termination of an order.
* Renewal of orders based on presentation of clear and convincing proof.
* Not allowing time-limited orders to be bootstrapped into lifetime federal prohibition.
And what we get in return? In return for allowing you both of your coveted prizes above, we demand ALL of the following as our "take" in "give and take":
* Sporting Purposes clause of GCA68 repealed. No more 922R or import-bans except in cases of sanctioned companies/countries.
* MG Registry reopened, with a two-year amnesty to register any previously-unregistered MG's. No more post-samples, every single machinegun in America including the military's are all transferable.
* SBR/SBS's and Suppressors removed from NFA--Title II reduced to MG's, Destructive Devices and Disguised Firearms ONLY.
* Significant curtailment or elimination of Victim Disarmament Zones.
* Mandatory basic-safety education in schools--Eddie Eagle/Four Rules stuff.
* Federal funding to build and maintain rifle ranges on BLM/National Forest land. Said ranges forbidden to restrict magazine capacities, and built to Defense Department training range standards.
* Nationwide Carry.
You've had your way with us for most of the past hundred years. Now it's time for you to start making it up to us, or the lot of you can all go to Hell and take your scumbag Demoproggie pals with you.
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Anything you guys would add to the Demand List? In my Business major days, I was always taught that "if the other guy doesn't laugh in your face at your first offer, you've already set yourself up to be rolled in that negotiation."