[Solomon Kane]

I ran across this article

I decided to write an add for the USDA to be used after they get their guns:

Have your peas been replaced by pod people?
Does harvesting onions get dicey?
Is your privacy compromised by your potatoes prying eyes?
Are your business dealings betrayed by inexplicable leeks?
Do rows of corn stalk you?
Does pork boar you?
Is the wheat waging germ warfare?
Has the taproot beet you down?
Do the cucumbers have you in a pickle?
Tired of playing ketchup with tomatoes?
Does it cheese you off that the dairy industry is udderly controlled by the 2%?

Don't crop your pants. Call the USDA.
We have submachine guns, and we won't give peas a chance.

 

[Diamondback]

LOL! That needs to go viral... mockery and ridicule are among the oldest tricks in the book for one reason: they WORK.

I'm all about turning Alinskyite "Rules for Radicals" tactics back on their creators... "How do YOU like it NOW, MF'ers?"

 

[DavidE]

SK - I love it!



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If no one else will help you
Maybe you can hire

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[Kevin Gibson]

One more agency on the road to a US 2nd Chief Directorate. This crap started under Bush but has accelerated like crazy under Obama. Obama seems hell bent on creating an internal security military force; and he's well on his way. Problem is, the next idiot will probably just add to it more...regardless of who wins.