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Video for sale

PROBLEM: Two videos are for sale -- Which to buy? Titanic or The Clinton Video

Titanic - $9.99 on Internet
Clinton - $9.99 on Internet

Titanic - Over 3 hours long
Clinton - Over 3 hours long

Titanic - The story of Jack & Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton - The story of Bill & Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic - Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton - Bill is a bullcrap artist.

Titanic - In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton - Ditto for Bill.

Titanic - During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton - Ditto for Monica.

Titanic - Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton - Let's not go there.

Titanic - Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton - Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic - Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton - Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic - Rose goes down on a vessel full of SEAMEN.
Clinton - Monica ... uh, never mind.

Titanic - Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton - Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same thing.