[CaptainGyro]

Think how many awkward moments this would have prevented. Genius...

 

[Tim Burke]

You don't have to call me Darling, Darling...

 

[Charlie Petty]

Give me a minute… I'm sure I'll remember the rest of the song…

But I always wondered what happened to, "good ole… what's her name…?"

 

[Tim Burke]

You never even call me by my name.

[ "YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN'" LYRICS by David Allan Coe ]

 

[Charlie Petty]

Thanks for the hint...

but it can't be the perfect country song unless his hound dog gets lost

 

[CaptainGyro]

I thought the dog goes to prison.

I get so confused sometimes...

 

[Skeptic49]

Naw the hound dog has to get hit by a truck and Red Sovine has to bring tears to your eyes over it.
Geoff
Who gets all misty...

 

[shep854]

Your ex-wife runs off with the dog and the beer in the pick-up truck...

 

[IrishCop]

All I know is it ain't so funny when YOU wake up with one of them sticky things on your head.

 

[Charlie Petty]

Gee… I think you're all right...

 

[CaptainGyro]

It would have been a kindness if she had written it backwards, so I could read it in the mirror...

 

[Snake45]

It would have been a kindness if she had written it backwards, so I could read it in the mirror...

And you don't even know your last name....

 

[bearcat6]

At least you wouldn't have to chew your arm off to get out of there without waking her up. Depending on what she looked like of course.