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has been dead for 42 years. When I was nearing my sixth birthday she was some famous actress that everyone was shocked had suddenly died. JFK hadn't been killed yet, and the country still had quite the sense of innocence. A few years later I'd be doing QUITE A BIT of thinking about Marilyn Monroe in very private situations :D and drooling over her watching the movies. I remember some dimly lit scenes in Some Like It Hot. Almost too hot for me. :eek:mg:

Today she's been dead for 42 years and I'm still hot but I'm old.

The moral of the story is . . .

:duh:

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As Tom Lehrer used to say...

It's a very sobering thought when I realize that when Mozart was my age, he'd been dead for five years!
 

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With all due respect to the actresses of today like Lindsey Lohan, Halle Berry, Julia Roberts, Nicole Kidman, etc. etc., none of them can hold a candle to the beauty of Marilyn Monroe.

She may not have been the best actress of her generation, but she was almost the perfect woman in the looks department.

Had she been in a movie along with Jayne Mansfield & Jane Russell & it may not have been any good, but every man in America would have paid to watch it.
 

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Mrs. Ogre,
Monica Bellucci,
Angelina Jolie,
Salma Hyak,
Drew Barrymore,
Jennifer Connelly,
Heidi Klum,
Jennifer Aniston,
Gillian Anderson,
Virginia Madsen,
Rebecca Gayheart,
Kate Beckinsale,
Amy Lee (singer),
Eva Mendes,
Aria Giovani,
Misuimi Max, and
whoever this chick is...
http://sportsbybrooks.com/MP0990.html
 

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Fernando Coelho said:
Now that's the truth! :lol:

I could just see the look on my wife's face if a gal like that stopped by and dropped off a resume. Or better yet, resume and headshot. :flush:
With no typing or filing skills, etc. :lol:
 

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In the interests of full disclosure…

…Fernando, you need to post a link to your last Office Manager's website! I've lost it!

Schmit?

And, Bloof, if you explore a bit beyond that link which Fernando provided, you'll find an interesting item about Marilyn Monroe having done the nasty with "Mommy Dearest!"

O. the horror!
 

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Eva Mendes

:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

I'M NOT WORTHY!!
 

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Well, I found the link. It was buried in the staff lounge.

PLEASE NOTE: the following link may cause blurred vision, watery or burning eyes, vomiting, anal itching, erectile dysfunction, cramps, upset stomach, dry mouth, diarrhea, and other symptoms. Please minimize your exposure time… here ya go

Here is Schmit's reasoning for hiring her…

- President, Mid-Hudson MENSA
- President/CEO, Twisted Fool Media (CD Dublication, Cover Design, etc)
- Associates Degree in Business
- Attending School working on her (double major) Bachelor's Degree(s) in Phycology & ???(don't remember)
- Accomplished Drummer & Manager for Darling Demonic (band appeared/nterviewed on the Howard Stern (any relation Mike) Show)
- Cover Girl (has been featured/appeared in different Tattoo mags)
- Firearm Enthusiast (those are her guns seen in the photos) (Fernando's favorite one is the one with the Shotgun BTW)
[edited to include vomiting]
 

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Bigg Bosss Mann forgot to add vomiting to the list. Tattooed, pierced, and probably with fake boobs and a butt like a 12-13 year old boy. No thanks. I'll stick with Rachael Ray, Rebecca Budig and if Lindsay's boobs are real, her too. :D
 

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For some reason, I felt compelled to go to the link and click on "Next" several times. Obviously she was never schooled in the Four Rules of firearm safety.
 

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The women in Delaware MENSA don't look anything like that... (Thank Heavens!)

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